AliCakes

I'm Alison, here's all you need to know:

Jersey all day, tattooed, pierced, sarcastic, cynical, occasionally hilarious, friends are everything, pit bulls=best dogs ever, animal>people.

I'm fat, and fucking fabulos.

Its obnoxious how in love I am with my cat. Be prepared for dozens of posts, pics, and videos about him. You have been warned.

Ask me stuff. ;D

Ready? Set, GO.

What better way to cure a migraine… props to my fluffy monster #bgrolemund for keeping watch. #selfie #brainpain #tattooedwomen #nomakeup

Dat grammar doe. I love online dating.

#pofshenans #pof #plentyoffish #onlinedatingdisaster

Dis lazy bastard.

#bgrolemund #catsofinstagram #caturday #lazyday #lazybones #crazycatlady

Guess who just found her next boyfriend?

#singlelifeproblems#allthesingleladies #donthatethetruth #singlegirlstatus

@aliciaapplecore look at what I found… #heygirlhey #getonmylevel

Know what today is? Slutty librarian/pin up Thursday. Bam.

#pinupgirl #pinup #redlips #glasses #browneyedgirl #selfie #tattooedbeauties #tattooedwomen #tattooedbeautys #tattooedgirls #allofthehashtags #allthesingleladies #plussize #effyourbeautystandards #honoryourcurves

Selfies taking fool. I’m done with myself.

#redlips #browneyedgirl #flower #pinupgirl #pinupinsomnia #tattooedwomen #tattooedpinups #tattooedbeauties #selfie #shoulderclouds #allofthehashtags #curvytattooedwomen #effyourbeautystandards #honoryourcurves

Oh hey.

#tattooedpinups #tattooedwomen #tattooedbeauties #tattooedpinup #redlips #selfie #plussize #ohhi #effyourbeautystandards #honoryourcurves #allofthehashtags

All of the selfies

#selfie #flower #redlips #plussize #plussizedpinup #effyourbeautystandards #honoryourcurves

I’m a little strawberry.

#strawberry #plussize #glasses #girlswithtattoos #girlswithpiercings #girlswithglasses #honoryourcurves #effyourbeautystandards #tattooedwomen