I'm Alison, here's all you need to know:
Jersey all day, tattooed, pierced, sarcastic, cynical, occasionally hilarious, friends are everything, pit bulls=best dogs ever, animal>people.
I'm fat, and fucking fabulos.
Its obnoxious how in love I am with my cat. Be prepared for dozens of posts, pics, and videos about him. You have been warned.
Ask me stuff. ;D
Ready? Set, GO.