AliCakes

I'm Alison, here's all you need to know:

Jersey all day, tattooed, pierced, sarcastic, cynical, occasionally hilarious, friends are everything, pit bulls=best dogs ever, animal>people.

I'm fat, and fucking fabulos.

Its obnoxious how in love I am with my cat. Be prepared for dozens of posts, pics, and videos about him. You have been warned.

Ask me stuff. ;D

Ready? Set, GO.

Stuffed frogs, on turtles, playing drums… DA FUCK?? (Taken with instagram)

I miss this mutt =/ (Taken with instagram)

  • one third of me: I want a boyfriend so much, relationships are so cute aw
  • one third of me: sex sex sex I want sex fuck relationships lets be slutty lol
  • one third of me: fuck everyone I hate people kill yourselves

Some sweet sugar skull earrings from this cool bitch <3 @caitdeppe (Taken with instagram)

Current tunes. Yeaaaaahhhh buddy. (Taken with instagram)

B’s a motherfucking boss. (Taken with instagram)

Draw me like one of your French girls Jack.

(via mymidnightsnackisswag)