AliCakes

I'm Alison, here's all you need to know:

Jersey all day, tattooed, pierced, sarcastic, cynical, occasionally hilarious, friends are everything, pit bulls=best dogs ever, animal>people.

I'm fat, and fucking fabulos.

Its obnoxious how in love I am with my cat. Be prepared for dozens of posts, pics, and videos about him. You have been warned.

Ask me stuff. ;D

Ready? Set, GO.

Random 4am selfie.

#tattooedpinups #tattooedwomen #tattooedbeauties #tattooedgirls #bodypositivity #tattoos #whorelashes #makeuptalk#girlswithpiercings #girlswithtattoos #piercedgirl #allofthehashtags #effyourbeautystandards #honoryourcurves #fatandfabulos

They grow up so fast! #MrNoodles #kittensofinstagram #kittens #adoptdontshop #shelterland #fosterbaby

So many cuddles ♡

#bgrolemund #crazycatlady #catsofinstagram

No makeup afternoon.

The #aco van is my office today.

Picked up my new bestie on a call this morning, and she’s riding shotgun.
#pitbull #pitbullsofinstagram #aco

Old lady is enjoying a few minutes relaxing outside. #lazyday #lazybones #lab

I cant even.

#MrNoodles #kittensofinstagram #kittens #adoptdontshop #shelterland #fosterbaby #halo #halloween

…I leave my baby alone coworkers for five minutes…

#MrNoodles #kittensofinstagram #kittens #fosterkittens

#MrNoodles is ready for Halloween!

#halloween #fosterkittens #fosterbaby #kittensofinstagram #kittens #adoptdontshop #shelterland