AliCakes

I'm Alison, here's all you need to know:

Jersey all day, tattooed, pierced, sarcastic, cynical, occasionally hilarious, friends are everything, pit bulls=best dogs ever, animal>people.

I'm fat, and fucking fabulos.

Its obnoxious how in love I am with my cat. Be prepared for dozens of posts, pics, and videos about him. You have been warned.

Ask me stuff. ;D

Ready? Set, GO.
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I’ve had a rough couple of weeks at the hospital as of late… but walking in and seeing that my hospital manager left me these gorgeous flowers and the sweetest note ever has restored my faith in humanity just a bit. ♥

Thursday selfie. Merp. #Selfie #browneyedgirl #piercedgirl

I have reached a point in my life where I hide lashes in my makeup containers to ensure that I will always have a spare pair in case of an emergency.

He has been on top of me all day. B does not enjoy it when I’m gone for petsitting jobs for more than a week. #bgrolemund #catsofinstagram #clingybastard

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#tattooedpinups #tattooedwomen #tattooedbeauties #tattooedbeautys #pinupwannabe #piercedgirl #girlswithpiercings

Exactly who you picture driving an animal control van.
#tattooedpinups #tattooedwomen #tattooedbeauties #browneyedgirl

Oh hey there brown eyes. #makeuptalk #browneyedgirl

Selfie tiiiiiime #selfie #browneyedgirl #piercedgirl

The coolest pup ever. We love Taiko. #shenanigans #shelterland

How to tell you’ve been tanning too much… I can’t.